the official bagwork simulator — dodge tractors, grab coins, get promoted
tap the field to jump · hold for a bigger jump · high crows fly over your head — don't jump those
news from the pasture
Every morning at 5am the Bwull is out in the fields, working bags. Rain or shine. Green candle or red. He does not know what "selling" means — nobody taught him.
The Bwull was raised at the bottom of a chart. Everything he's ever known has been up from there. Perspective is everything on the farm.
The only thing pulled around here is the plow. The Bwull inspects every haystack personally. Horns first.
Join the bagworkers' union: fresh air, honest labor, a cartoon bull who believes in you, and a bag to call your own. Dental not included.
four steps to your first honest bag
Download Phantom. That's your lunchbox.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Seed money. Literally — we're farmers.
Open pump.fun, paste the CA, swap. Congratulations, you're hired.
That's it. That's the job. The Bwull handles the rest. Moo.
simple numbers for simple farmers
a roadmap, but with seasons — farmers don't do quarters
Launch the coin. Build the farm. Hire the first bagworkers. The Bwull learns to run.
Memes daily. BWULL RUN high-score wars. The herd grows. Nobody sells because nobody taught them how.
Trending on the barn charts. The crows start asking for allocations. We say no.
The Bwull looks up. The farm is quiet. Somewhere, a bag is fully worked. BWOOO.